imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
JESUS CHRIST GEORGIA ARE YOU OK
alright everybody sit down and let me tell you a story about Waffle mother-freaking Houses
the summer before I was going into fifth grade me and my family drove down to Florida to go to Universal studios. So on our way down we started noticing them everywhere. I’m not joking at how many more there were the further we drove. and THEN we got into Georgia and they where EVERYWHERE
every few yards there was a waffle house.
There was a road where there was a Waffle house on the THE OPPOSITE SIDES
it was insane. so I hope you guys like waffles if you decide to drive through GeorgiaSeriously guys, in Georgia we say that there are so many Waffle Houses along the road because"Nobody turns left for that shit"
All directions in Georgia literally have the phrases “When you get on Peachtree” and then “When you see the Waffle House”
i live in between waffle house and huddle house which is just a kind of waffle house
the only good thing about georgia is you’re always within walking distance of waffle house
you guys don’t understand, in the deep south, we don’t have anywhere to go or anything to do
celebrating after a football game? go to the waffle house
drunk on a saturday night? go to the waffle house
bored as dicks and just need to entertain yourself? go to the fucking waffle house
it’s a fucking CELEBRATION when a new one opens up—you have to break it in before all the grease and grime sets in and it is GLORIOUS
i feel like waffle houses in the deep south are the equivalent to diners in new jersey
*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET
Disney Screencap/Gif Challenge: 2 princesses
"Eagle, help my feet to fly, mountain, help my heart be great. Spirits of the earth and sky, please don’t let it be too late."
also my school is doing Les Mis and i’m 93% sure i’m going to marry the kid who’s playing Javert because his voice, acting, and stage presence are all absolutely perfect and i just want to hug him forever
Completely Pure. Its character is: innocence, simplicity, naïvety, children’s talk.
Declaration of love and at the same time the lament of unhappy love. All languishing, longing, sighing of the love-sick soul lies in this key.
A leering key,…
I just played that at district band!
Awesome! My wind ensemble is currently working on it. It’s a lot of fun and we sound pretty good, but I don’t like how it’s just like ‘wAT R U DOING???’ at some parts
but yeah, fun stuff
there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling
the illusion of productivity
that’s it that’s the feeling