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rhyse

codeinewarrior:

sirslyyyy:

codeinewarrior:

i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.

im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…

codeinewarrior

universeinabookshelf replied to your post:maybe ill take the myers-briggs test and wallow in…

I would come hang out except I’m not staying in my room tonight in case I get attacked by drunk bitches again

you got attacked by drunk bitches??? sounds like a good time except not really at all

potatopilot:

I miss it.

potatopilot:

I miss it.

potatopilot

bruh so i took a shortened myers briggs and i got estj again but it was like “you’re 50% introverted, 50% extroverted” and I’m just like yeah that makes sense so yeah

blackfemalepresident:

a underaged girl could be wearing lingerie and shaking her ass in a grown man’s face begging him to take her and guess whaaat

hes still trash for fucking her

hes the adult. he has enough control and willpower to say no. he knows that fucking kids is wrong.

stop sympathizing with men and protecting them for falling “victim” to “teenage temptresses”

if you cant trust yourself to not fuck kids, even if they “tempt you” the problem is you, NOT the kid

blackfemalepresident

whatsaeuphonium replied to your post:maybe ill take the myers-briggs test and wallow in…

It’ll get easier I promise <3 hang out with meeeee come to gettysburg

mom you made me cry i miss youuu, but yeah gettysburg will definitely be a thing this semester :)

maybe ill take the myers-briggs test and wallow in self pity since no one wants to hang out with me tonight

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

aidn

sweatyeah:

My sleeping schedule sucks and this is going to help a lot!

primalpalette

nyassamufasa:

Still relevant

2000ish
zachthemermaid:

This is taking “white girl wasted” to a whole other level

zachthemermaid:

This is taking “white girl wasted” to a whole other level

zachthemermaid
andishouldhavekissedyou:

How I feel about today/this weekend in general.

still really hot even though i can&#8217;t see your face

andishouldhavekissedyou:

How I feel about today/this weekend in general.

still really hot even though i can’t see your face